Friday

http://www.sundayherald.com/32522

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0113-01.htm

http://www.aljazeera.com/cgi-bin/news_service/middle_east_full_story.asp?service_id=10174

http://www.chugoku-np.co.jp/abom/uran/special/index.html

Will the world ever stand up and serve justice to Bush and Blair for their joint war crimes against humanity.

Posted by Edd at 23.12.05

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Thursday

My kinda Christmas shopping

Ive decided christmas shopping is one of the most horriffic experiences known to the civilised world. I took the afternoon off, fully intending to splash my cash on goodies for my family. LEts just say it didnt quite work out. I mannaged 2 shops of screaming kids, chavs and old people who just stop mid ilse and talk incessantly to anything with/or without a pulse, its like they take immense pleasure in distressing the general public-Is that what oldage is about-pissing off the young? If its that tiresome being old that the only thing keeping you going is celebrity sudoku, blocking the isles of m&s food hall and gurning you need to get on www.ba.com book the first flight to switzerland and visit death with dignity. I know one thing for sure, the day im blocking the ilses im on the next first class fight there.

(If mp's actually did their own shopping I GUARENTEE parliment would pass a new law where by Old people and anyone with prams and kids would ONLY be allowed to shop before 12pm or face a long stint in jail / juvenile detention centres. Or better still (to reduce overcrouding in prisons) put them on shopping probation where the only place they can legally shop is in one of those godawfull, soul-less shopping malls aka Medowhall etc, the main reason being that i'd rather chop off my own testicles and feed them to wild dogs than step foot inside of one) .

After suffering my personal hell I decided on some much needed ME spending. First stop Rv2 where I think I actually mannaged to try on every item they had before buying the first thing I had clapped my eyes on. Then onto Ocean for my christmas hair cut and the best head massage in town. Final stop - christmas spirit. A bottle of ameretto, a couple stolli's and bottle of bolly. Im now savouring a glass of of ameretto bolly.
Who says I dont know how to live, although I have spent all my present money on me(same thing happened last year) Leeds market it is for everyones prezzies.

How fucking pretentous of me today - well it is christmas afterall- the season of indulgence, giving to your self and recieving from others (no pun intended)

Roll on xmas eve at montys.... ;~)

Posted by Edd at 22.12.05

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Wednesday

A Change of plan

Ok so it now looks like im going out on christmas eve. My bitching was for nothing (but it felt good)

Anyone who knows me and is reading this merry christmas and come find me on xmas eve, ill probably be in montys most of the night

Posted by Edd at 21.12.05

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Monday

Envy

Jess has tickets to Arctic Monkeys in leeds ...... theyve sold out

If I cant go i need to do 1 better. Ive decided to become Richards Bransons boy toy and blag 2 free tickets into space, come on jess a ticket for a ticket Ill also throw in my boy toy services......

I am V pissed

Posted by Edd at 19.12.05

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Sunday

Where I am today and tomorrow

Im officially SAF (sad as fuck) Ive just discovered Ill be spending christmas eve alone. This is the first time its happened.How did I become the person welcoming christmas with a meal for 1 infront of the TV.Somewhere along the line Ive gone way off track. Im a firm believer in learning from the past and getting on with the future. Though how can you learn if you dont know where you went worng. If you fuck up at work your boss points you in the right direction. But if your life falls appart how do you know which peices to put back together. Its like looking into one of thoose bendy mirrors they have at funfairs, you see yourself one way everyone else sees something else.

Posted by Edd at 18.12.05

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Wednesday

Buracho


My hands are shaking and my livers crying.
Too hungover to write.

Posted by Edd at 14.12.05

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Miss Vans - Dolls

Posted by Edd at 14.12.05

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Monday

Spendaholic


Ok after an abesnce of a couple of months you not only get a new look website but also 2 whole posts in one week. Who says I dont know how to show you a good time.
The Reason
2 Weeks ago, I felt my self being drawn to Leeds, to the Victoria Quater, northern home of Harvey Niks, H&M and Zara. I made the age old mistake of going alone - a shopping addict alone in the Victoria Quater is like giving a fat kid a sweetshop. First stop was Fibre for a couple of large Stolli's (shopping sober is so stressfull). Needless to say 4 hours and 20 marlboros later I left leeds. Arms straining under far too many bags.

Sounds good so far, one problem though.

I forgot to mention I didnt eat before the Stolli's and I may have had more than a couple...
Anyway after sobering up the next morning I realise that not only have I blown all my wages plus extra to boot, that none of the clothes fit or suit me. Fucking great.... Since that day I have been home bound. Forced to spend hours upon hours getting to know Trisha. Oh did I mention Im on a 2 week holiday. 1 more week of inane fucking boredom.
See you tomorow (Ill try be more cheery)

Posted by Edd at 12.12.05

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Thursday

How camp is the Marlboro man


Well well well,its been a while

Your see ive been a very busy boy, working hard studying at college and revising for my exams, and trying to fit as many units of cheap vodka in the gaps . My final exam is tomorrow- personal tax (i can almost hear you nodding off). I guess i should be revising now, but i had to give in to my craving for a little Jack Johnson to sooth my soul and i was drwan here. I dont know what it is with JJ but he really brings out the best in me... Dam you god for making him strait, american, and totally unattainable...

If your reading this ( infact if anyones reading this change your name to the following and just pretend its for you) C.B, I wanted to say hi, and chou bella (just coz i love the sound of it)I was thinking of coming to rome for a fewdays in feb if your going to be there, I have to see you being all italiano

Well thats it for the moment, the marlboro man is calling me and he wont take no for an answer..

Posted by Edd at 8.12.05

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Coulple of quotes

Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. Sam Austin

I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men. ~Diamanda Galas

My mom blames California for me being a lesbian. "Everything was fine until you moved out there." "That's right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe. ~Coley Sohn

Any my favourite courtesy of Princess Posh
I shop, therefore I am....

Posted by Edd at 8.12.05

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