Saturday

Im excited

I just received confirmation that my initial consultation with Plastic Surgeon has been booked for a week on Monday.

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Posted by Edd at 30.6.07

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I couldnt resist

this is fucking awesome....

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Posted by Edd at 30.6.07

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Immagine


I found this over at GayMenRule and just had to share. Now I want all you bitches to repost it (if you like it).

STRAIGHT PEOPLE - TRY THIS. Imagine you have a deep dark secret. It can be anything, it doesnt matter. Now imagine that if you told people this secret you would be ridiculed, hated, looked at like you are a freak. Imagine how badly you want to tell someone your secret. Imagine your fear of a persons reaction if you tell them your secret. Imagine you tell someone the secret, but it leaks out and soon everyone knows. Imagine people whispering and pointing at you as you walk down the hall. Imagine people staring at you as if your a freak, as if there is something wrong with you. Imagine people throwing their lunches at you or spitting on you as you walk across the courtyard at lunch. Imagine people taunting you with names that hurt you like a bullet. Now open your eyes. Gays go through this every day. We don’t have to imagine. For us, its reality.

I’m a bi who wishes she was straight because i’m sick of hiding, sick of the heartache and i’m tired of not knowing what will happen what friends i’ll lose next what words i’ll let slip and what questions i have to avoid answering.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got
called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because
I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working
the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long
before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because
they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

i am the gay teenager who cant tell his school who he really is, because he is afraid of what they will do to him

i am the gay athlete who wants to use the locker
room, but hears the ridicule of homosexuality just outside
the door

i am the gay friend that only has a few people who actually
care, but hardly get to see

i am the gay boy that wants to cry when
he hears fag, gay, or homo in a way that makes me feel less humane

I am the foster child
who wakes up with nightmares of being taken
away from the two fathers who
are the only loving family I have ever
had… I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I
killed myself just weeks before
graduating high school. It was simply too
much to bear.

I’m the girl
who was scoffed at by her teacher when
she confided in her she might have a
crush on a girl. - RejectifiedTomato

We are the couple who had the
realtor hang up on us when she found
out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for
two men.

I am the person
who never knows which bathroom I should use if
I want to avoid getting
the management called on me.

I am the mother
who is not allowed to
even visit the children I
bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am
an unfit mother
because I now live with another woman.

I am the girl
who hides under lies just to feel that she belongs.

I am the girl that
lost her two best friends because they were gay as
well.

I am thehe
girl that spent heart breaking nights holding her gay
cousin until he cried
himself to sleep.

I am the girl who lost her best
friend because she
found out she had a crush on her.

I am the kid whose
own parents
told her that she was going to hell.

I am the girl who gets
in
trouble with her parents for wearing a rainbow colored belt and hanging a
poster of Freddie Mercury on her wall.

I am the domestic-violence
survivor who found the support system
grow suddenly cold and distant
when they found out my abusive
partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I
grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the person who feels
guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t
have to always deal with society hating me. - cranberrymelon

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the
EMT’s stopped treating me as soon
as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man
who stopped attending church, not because I
don’t believe, but because they
closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this
world needs most… LOVE!

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends
that I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to
die because two straight men
wanted to “teach me a lesson”

Now you can think about all this. Maybe you’ll change your mind, maybe you wont. Maybe you already support GLBT people. If you do YAY! Good for you! I give you a virtual hug and kiss. Mwuahugs!!!

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Posted by Edd at 30.6.07

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Thursday

Haute Boiled Egg.d

Firstly I apologise, I know Ive been posting youtube videos faster than a bitchy gay guy on speed talks, but you see last night in a fit or rage I decided to cut all of my hair off. You know how some guys look dead sexy with an almost shaved head. Well I don't. I look like a cross between shaved Britneys evil and manically depressed twin and a hard boiled egg. Basically I cant leave the house for fear of mentally scarring small children and the elderly for life, so youtube has become my best friend, until it grows out.

But its not all bad. Whilst I know I won't be winning any beauty contests any time soon at least I'm ready to eat in 3 and a half minutes.

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Posted by Edd at 28.6.07

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Chemical Brothers, Gossip, DBS

Quite possibly the best Glastonbury set ever done. If you don't want to watch them all, at the very least just watch the first, its Fucking Incredible.

Chemical Brothers.

Part1

Part2
Part3
Part4

Gossip


I couldnt resits a little more Arctics.


oh and one more for the road


And finally a bit of Dame Shirley Bassey, an absolute legend, who would have thought show tunes and a sequinned ball gown could be cool at a festival..

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Sunday

Diamonds are Forever.

My highlight so far from Glastonbury 07, I only wish I was there, not wathing it on TV.

and ofcourse

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Posted by Edd at 24.6.07

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Saturday

Camping in the 60's

I really have to track down a copy of this film, it is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen. It manages to out gay anything that has ever been produced, or ever will be. Or as Jack McFarland would say, Its gayer than gay, its Marvin Gaye.

" This is a short clip from The Gay Deceivers, which came out in 1969. The guy in it who is wearing the vampire cape is playing a straight guy pretending to be gay to get out of the draft. Unbelievably, he hits on a (really bad) drag queen, mistaking her for a woman."

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Posted by Edd at 23.6.07

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Second Life

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Posted by Edd at 23.6.07

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IM blogging............

....... on location. OK so Im only at a friends house in Leeds, a neighboring city. Its not maybe as glamourous as say blogging on location in Monnaco would be (one day), but its a change. Anyway, Im the only person in the house whose currently awake. Im hungover to hell, have lungs as black as my name and my hands are shaking a little, and the only place in the house I can get a wifi connection is sat on thee floor next to an overflowing bag of garbage. Again, not glamourous. In my opinion crack whore coture is a little last season, although I am glammin up the occasion with some sexyDiesel shades. Anyway the reason Im blogging in this fabulous location away from the sanctity of my home office is that I woke up half an hour ago, hungover to high hell nd a little horny so I thought Id watch a little porn to wake me up. On the drunken "advice" of drunk friend last night I tried a little midged on shemale porn, whilst its an interesting concept, which could quite possibly serve as social commentry on the state of the world today, it didnt get the juices flowing. So I returned to what I know, a little man on man loving, and who should I see sucking so enthusiastically on a hot dog. My first ever boyfriend. Now I used to be crazy about this guy, and he fucked me over, without showing even a glimpse of remorse. Now I guess hes getting his just deserts. So theres a moral lesson to be leart, If your dating me, dont dump me, else youll end up sucking cock for living.

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Posted by Edd at 23.6.07

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Friday

Dolce & Gabbana - Light Blue

This why I worship at the alter of Dolce & Gabbana.

There is a longer version, in which the camera appears to fall in love with the model, and quite frankly its breath taking, but alas I couldn't find a copy to post anywhere, be sure though that when I do I will.

With adverts like this, parading men so aesthetically perfect, how on earth is any normal man supposed to feel good about themselves. I guess the only way to compete and feel validated is to buy (a piece of the action) the fragrance.

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Posted by Edd at 22.6.07

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Thursday

Trya Vs Naomi

Love it.

In other news I found this over at Planet Franck and just had to share.
What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating






My blog is clearly a married femail - Fucking 167 times , 40 short fucks, and even given anal a go 3 times, yet only one orgasm.


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Posted by Edd at 21.6.07

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Tuesday

I cant get no sleep

Why is it that every morning now I seem to wake up at 5am. The problem being that I cant seem to go to sleep before 1am, so I'm averaging less that 4 hours sleep a day. Maybe my teenage/tweenage party years have finally come back to haunt me?

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Posted by Edd at 19.6.07

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Sunday

Happy Fathers Day Dad

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Posted by Edd at 17.6.07

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Thursday

Going on Safari is Dangerous

A word of warning.

If you use a PC and you also have itunes do not under any circumstances be seduced by Apples marketing to download their new windows friendly internet browser, Safari.

How friendly, I hear you ask?

Lets put it this way, I have seen terrorist attacks which are less hostile.

Safari, despite claims of grandeur, hates my PC. Or perhaps my PC, engulfed by sickness after being fed yet another slice of Apple, made a mad dash to the toilet, voilently regurgitating corrupted programmes and files on its way, before falling to its knees spewing out its guts, error message after error message.

Anyway, after a system restore, several programme removals, a minor patch, a couple of re installations, and 3 reboots, and two large vodkas I am pleased to say that I have sent Safari, on safari and I am back with my beloved FireFox.

The delicate balance between good and evil has been restored.

FireFox, if your reading this I'm sorry for cheating. I learnt the hard way and my hard drive has the scars to prove it. I was complacent, taking your simplistic brilliance for granted, but it wont happen again, you have my word.

Ill leave you with my favourite song, and my favourite man.

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Posted by Edd at 14.6.07

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Sunday

Help

So Ive now finished college for summer. Great you might think. Well kind of. I have a love hate relationship with studying. One one side of the coin I resent the fact that as well as working hard full time I have to study in my spare time to progress my career. On the flip side, I enjoy learning new skills and broadening my horizons. Also it gives me something to pass the time.

Now that im finished (until september) Im bored shittless, and its only been 4 days. So far, Ive spent a serious amount of time and money getting drunk. Secondly Ive spent a serious amount of time and money (sometimes whilst drunk) shopping.

I need a hobby, that does not include spending money I don't have on ridiculous clothes and/or Vodka.

Suggestions on a postcard.

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Posted by Edd at 10.6.07

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Friday

Paris Hilton Exclusive

Fucking Love it

PS. Send the Bitch Back to Prison.

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Posted by Edd at 8.6.07

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Tuesday

Hey Bitches

I love this vid, and really wanted to post a response, but regular readers will know I recently had my camera phone nicked. Just the thought of some common crook posing with my beautiful Dolce & Gabbana cellphone gets my blood boiling. Dolce & Gabbana is for the fabulous, not the felons, I'm sure you'll agree.

Im digressing, I wanted to reply to his vid seeing as its apparently pride season, which amongst other things means I have reason enough to visit Harvey Nicks and purchase something pink. Anyway, I thought I do the next best thing to an actual video response and post it up here.

William Sledd for President.

Cheers.

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Posted by Edd at 5.6.07

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