Tuesday

Camping it up in the North Yorkshire Dales.

Everything I said about camping I take back. I loved every minute of it. It was refreshing to get away from it all, from my pretentious life and to not care what I looked like, or how I was perceived, and I can say I havent laughed as hard and for as long for a great deal of time.
Theres more pics after the jump..................


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Posted by Edd at 31.7.07

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Friday

Camping it up.

Im going camping for the weekend. Normally I don't travel unless theres a 5 star hotel, well stocked mini bar and first class airport lounge involved. What on earth was I thinking. Atleast I had an excuse (not that I ever need one) to slide a gay pun (and a double finger snap in a gurlfriend stylee) into the conversation.....

Friend "are u camping next weekend?"

Me "Honey, Im camping every weekend"

See you in a couple of days.x


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Posted by Edd at 27.7.07

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Wednesday

Strutt

Thanks to DirtybitchSociety I bring you this little gem. Fashion costs.


and another

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Posted by Edd at 25.7.07

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www.insidethegaygate.com

Ive gone .com don't you know. Please update your links when u get a second (although you'll still be directed here in the mean time). You must use www. I cant for the life of me get the url to direct with out it. Anyway thats it for now.x

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Posted by Edd at 25.7.07

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Sunday

Posh Driving

Her body, over the years has been slowly but surely been disappearing before our eyes, and I cant help but think that one day were going to wake up in a Futurama style nightmare, and all well be left with is Posh's pouting head, in a giant jam jar. Ok maybe that's just me. Fucking lover her though.x

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Posted by Edd at 22.7.07

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Terrorism?

BBC News

The BRITISH are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from miffed to peeved. Soon, however, security levels may have to be raised again to Irritated or even A Bit Cross. Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross"since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have also been re-categorised from Tiresome to a Bloody Nuisance.

The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of London in 1666.

The FRENCH government also announced yesterday that it had raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. This latest rise was precipitated by a fire that destroyed France's White Flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

In addition to the British and the French, ITALY has increased its alert level from Shout Loudly and Excitedly to Elaborate Military Posturing. Two more levels remain for Italy, Ineffective Combat Operations and Change Sides.

BELGIANS on the other hand are all on holiday and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

Finally the SPANISH are very excited as their new submarines are ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so that the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the rest of the Spanish navy.

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Posted by Edd at 22.7.07

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What the Buck

I love Bucks enthusiasm and his insatiable appetite for TV. I may even go as far as to say he is my favourite youtuber. I also love the fact that Brothers and Sisters have a few nominations. I can't get enough of that show, now were only on episode 5 ish here in the UK, so non of you Yanks go spoiling it for me, OK.

PS. Buck, if by chance your reading this, you rock my virtual world, gossip has never felt so satisfying. x

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Posted by Edd at 22.7.07

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Alibi vs Rockefeller - Sexual Healing

Pure filth. I Love it.

Alibi vs Rockefeller - Sexual Healing

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Posted by Edd at 22.7.07

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Saturday

Shortbus

Ive just spend the afternoon re-watching Shortbus, for the fourth time, and although Ive wrote about this film before, I'm compelled to plug it again.

If you haven't seen the film you simply have to. No doubts about it. I can honestly say its up there with my favourite film ever. There are few films which I can watch more than once, and fewer still which I can relate to on such a basic level. Every time I watch Shortbus I laugh my heart out and cry in a way that's somewhat cleansing, and I'm left feeling an inner warmth I find hard to replicate in my actual life. In short I'm taken on an intimate journey through the lives and dreams of a handful of beautiful and tragic souls, any for that I thank everyone who worked on this film from the bottom of my heart.

Here's the trailer. Track down a fucking copy today.x

Disclaimer: If your offended by sex, or by the thought of watching incredibly hot people having all kinds or sex, gay, strait and greedy, each any every which way, do not watch this film. Instead you may prefer to switch over to Fox news and vote Republican.

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Posted by Edd at 21.7.07

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Friday

Moody Bastard


I somehow mannage to look moody even on holiday. More pics to follow.x

Posted by Edd at 20.7.07

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Thursday

Jay Brannan - Bodys a Temple

I posted the original clip to this a while ago, the new video is brilliant, simple chic and soulfull.

Mr Jay, if your reading, get your ass over to the UK pronto.x

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Posted by Edd at 19.7.07

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Wednesday

Drunk

Portugal was beautiful as always, but more about that later. Right now I cant be bothered uploading all the pics, plus Ive spent the evening drinking duty free gin. Gin makes me lazy, and weak. I have to say I just cracked and had my first cigarette of the day (its 10pm) and it felt fucking good. My hearts racing with all that nicotine and tobacco goodness. I do feel guilty though, like a fat kid on a diet caught rummaging through the fridge.

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Posted by Edd at 18.7.07

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Monday

Snap, Push and Pop

Im off to Portugal's Algarve for some sun and sea, see you in 9 days.

But before I go Ill leave you with this brilliant advert I found over at DirtyBitchSociety.



How did I make it through life without knowing what a Bedazzler is, and who would have thought that bedazzling was back and bigger than ever, dare I even say it....bedazzling IS the new black, and it does indeed look easy fun and fabulous.

Tana, you fierce Bedazzling bitch, you better watch out, theres a new Bedazzling Queen in town.

I dont know what I find more disturbing, the actual concept its self, Tana`s enthusiasm and the fact she searched the entire city of New York looking for one, or the fact that I would actually like one.

Remember guys and girls, "Dont be dull, Be-dazzling."

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Posted by Edd at 9.7.07

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Wednesday

The Simpsons

With the immanent launch of the Simpson's movie we can now create our very own characters. Here's mine with my current hair "style", or as I like to call it, "the abomination".Im sorry but I have to say I feel as a cartoon I am much hotter with my old hair style. I cant wait for it to grow back.
PS. Im slightly drunk and still not had a cigarette. Fuck you Mr Marlboro man.xxxxxx

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Posted by Edd at 4.7.07

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Monday

Im feeling......

strangely empowered. When I decided to quit the smokes I envisioned endless sleepless nights, and hoped that i'd be arrested for scratching more than one persons eyes out, and beofre you ask, yes, I had decided whose eyes they were ging to be.

Yet this time, unlike the other failed attempts I'm not really missing it. I mean I know for a fact a cigarette right now would be like licking a gram of Colombia's finest off of Johnny Depp's stomach. But Im not bothered, about the cigarettes that is, and dare I say I at this moment despite my head feeling like its being crushed in a slowly closing vice, I feel like I can handle anything.

Let me tell you my technique, breathing. Every time I get a craving, which is starting to get less frequent already I do some deep yoga breathing. Long Deep breaths in then exhale like you would your ciggie, and really empty your lungs. Do that 3 times and keep busy, and within 2 - 5 minutes and my craving is gone. Fucking amazing, although I almost cracked once the bastard got me good, but I hung in there.

Fuck me with an Inscence stick, Ive become a self help GURU, how on earth did that happen. Next thing Ill be born again and doing charity work. OK let me tell you something for nowt, this bitch does not do charity. I am charity. That is if charity can be described as a freeloader who really just cant be arsed paying his way yet has a unjustifiable liking of first class Airport lounges and designer t-shirts.

I bet my office think ive been attending birthing classes. OK i doubt it, lets be honest. Anyway Ive decided here and now that Im not smoking tomorrow. Any yes that means I will probably be making a little less sense then than I do today.

OK so it wasn't all rosy first thing this morning, here's an copy of an email I sent a friend. You'll have to excuse my god awful spelling, as my hands were shaking at the time. I'm rather charming on cold turkey, dont you think. Mother fucking Teresa better watch out.


"Was feeling ok till I got to work, now All I want in life is lung cancer. Its really quite scary how much of a hold they have over your life.

Fuck off, I refuse to buy a fone. In fact, I will not bow down to societies corporate driven ideals on life. Im going to quitt brittain and move to a anti mobile phone hippy commune and spend my days on lsd, fucking other hippies, campaigning against Mobile phone masts and Parish Hiltons Crotch.

X (name removed) really shouldnt wear stripes. All I can say is if she sees a landrover driving slowly she should fucking run, before some evil bastard grabs a rifel and takes aim.

Can you tell im iratable?I swear If I make it through the day with out a fag (which I will) Im gonna have to look for a onther job tomorrow coz Im this close to letting off some steam in the direction of my colleagues.

Another thing, I cant bloody concentrate and my hands are shaking. I look like La Lohan before her daily breakfast of Xanax washed down with bucks Fizz

Any you know what, all I can hear in my head is the old moto from school, scouts and pretty much every adult who spoke to me as a child. "No one likes a quitter"

Bastards I hope there all dying a slow and Painfull death of lung cancer as We speak."

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Posted by Edd at 2.7.07

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Sunday

My name is......

Edd.d and Im a smokeaholic. Its now 11:30pm and I cant fucking sleep, all Im able to think about is smoking, and how amazing it would be just to have one cigarette. Its actually quite scary how much of a hold these bastards have over my life, but despite that I love smoking, I mean its highly fucking pleasurable, yet the downsides are quite sizeable.

I realised last night that its quite silly really that I spend arround $4000 per year to inhale burning leaves. Which means so far in my life I have literally burned around $35,000. Thats a lotta fucking Gucci.

Tomorrow will be a challenge, never before in my life have I worked a day without a cigarette. Shoot me now. Keep tuned bitches, progress updates will follow.

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Posted by Edd at 1.7.07

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I hate the brittish government with their "terror" propaganda, anti smoking laws and enforced "democracy" and its annoyingly scottish PM.

Im soo friggin stressed. Its 9:15pm and normally by this time I would have had close to 20 cigarettes. Anyway the law changed this morning and the UK is officially smoke free. Bastards.

Im trying to prove to myself that I can go 1 day with out a fag, just one day and believe me Im at fucking witts end. Any the fact that my broadband connection keeps crashing, and that my Sky TV keeps freezing because of the storms were having is not helping matters. Not fucking helping at all.

Anyway, you know how Im keeping it gangsta right, well watch the next clip.

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