This is precisely why I would rather cut off my own testicles than wear some mass produced generic garbage by Abercrombie & Bitch. And may I add the sooner its store leaves our shores the better.
First things first, this ones not safe for work. I just love Jennica's apology.
PS I know Ive been pretty distant lately, I have things to say, but I cant for reasons that'll become clear later, but for now please bare with me, normal service will resume I promise.
Ive been snapping photos all weekend for a reason ill be able to tell you about in a month or so. I'm dying to share my not so dirty little secret, but as they say timing is everything.
Anyway these two snaps have to have to be my favourite, apart from my vertically challenged shadow in the first.
that my afternoon was going to be spent having my hair tamed, followed by pouting at the gym before working up a sweat in Harvey Nicks, investing in even more obscenely priced gay bling (sunglasses) that I neither need nor can afford. I was then to make Bono history, secure a middle east peace deal, free Britney from herself, ban pensioners from shopping at weekends, before finishing off the afternoon by forcing Jennifer Saunders to make a 6th series of Absolutely Fabulous.
Then I had an epiphany, why bother doing all that shit when I could be at home watching porn and drinking beer.
So in a sense I achieved my first task, after all my afternoon has involved getting cut and a blow dry.
Hercules & Love Affair - Blind (feat. Antony Hegarty) Vs RIHANNA - DON'T STOP THE MUSIC
I'm obsessed with these two track.
Click on the link and press play, sorry I couldn't put the track directly on this page but its been a bitch to track down so you'll have to make do. Its really cool to hear Antony Hegarty from Antony and The Johnsons putting his stamp on a bit of disco funk.
Im ashamed to say Im also addicted to Don't Stop the Music by Rihanna. Ive still not forgiven the bitch for inflicting the world with that hideous song about a waterproof accessory, but Ill give the girl her dues, great beat, catchy lyrics and a bit of Jacko thrown in for good measure, it just makes move. I heard it in a club last week in Germany and the crowd went crazy for it as did I. In fact I was unable to stop myself dancing to it, and still cant. If you can try to track down "DJ DeeLine!'s Electro Style Remix", its a great deal better than the original below.
I cant even begin to tell you how much fun I had in Germany.
Friends were made, cities explored, shops were assaulted, my Amex abused and much beer was drunk. As for Sensation White, words fail me. To call it incredible would be to play it down.